Roger Chalmers!  A true man of the people!  See!  He rides the Subway!  He kids around with the paperboys!  He shows off his Magic Knife!  These are the sorts of qualities that people look for in their Aspiring Despots.  Incidentally, this and the previous page make for a nice 2 page spread…a prime example of why it’s always good to check out your favorite webcomic in its natural paper based permutation.